I am going to start this blog off by saying, NEVER RIDE IN THE CAR WITH NICK MILLER. I spent the whole time yelling at him. But hey, he only drove me for about a half mile, and I saw my life flash before my eyes. To your right there is a picture of me and the accused, in happier times. Then, he didn't have his license and couldn't threaten my life. But now, the story is much different.
It all started off innocently enough - I asked him to drive me home after drama practice because we got done early. He said, "I don't know if I can." And after a quick phone call, we were on our way to his car. He was taking a long time to leave the auditorium, telling Marley that he loved her and what not, so I was yelling at him - per usual, "COME ON NICK!" No, I'm not needy. AT. ALL. (:
On our way to the car, I lagged behind. I should have trusted my instinct then. I knew not to get in the car with him. I JUST KNEW IT! But, I got in there anyway, and as we started to drive, he says, "Which way do I go?" So I tell him, "You can leave turn out of the parking lot either way and still get to my house in a timely fashion." Then, he says, "I choose left." Okie dokey, that doesn't bother me.
So, we take off out of the parking spot. As he turns left onto Gemini, he yells something I did not want to hear in a car. I go, "NICK. SHUT UP. DON'T SAY THAT!". So he counters with, "Would you rather me yell, 'vehicular manslaughter'?" And I said, "Yes, that would be lovely."
After what seems like five minutes, we get to the intersection of Gemini and Tamarack. We sit a while and he says, "They seem like they're going slow," And I say, "Don't push it!" So he goes, "What button?" Hardy har har.
Finally we get to my house, I say thank you, and I am super glad to get out of the car. But I was very appreciative for the ride home.
I was just kidding, Nick was a great driver, very cautious, but.... Still Nick. :D
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ReplyDelete1. I love the title-very creative : )
2. He did take a very long time to leave because he does love me and likes to call me whatever endearment comes to his mind-lol
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3. I love the part when he said, "What button?" Oh my goodness I think that made my day!
haha this is funny
ReplyDeletenice nick, i'll let u drive me home when my parents steal my car b/c theirs is now dying
ReplyDeleteLOL. I was scared.
ReplyDeleteAnd I forgot to put at the end that when I was getting out he was like, "I guess I should put in park so when I take my foot off the break, it won't start moving and run you over." And I'm like, "YEAHHHH!"
It was hilarious.
I forget most of the fun things I say. The only ones that I remember are 'vehicular manslaughter' and 'something I did not want to hear in a car'.
ReplyDeleteThere, I read it. Ya happy? =]
Too funny! :)
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