Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road and we will not have to question his motives. Haha. Just kidding. Well, just some random ideas of why are:

• KFC took some of their friends and they were trying to get them back.
• They saw the ghost of Colonel Sanders and had to run, not walk, away.
• Their best friend was on the other side and it just doesn't matter where your best friend is, you're going to them.
• They were confused as to what KFC actually did.
• They just wanted to. (: